is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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