First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
how does that bad decision feel?
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