i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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