I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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