i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Someone came in the potted fern
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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