The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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