were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
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Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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