what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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