You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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