I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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