apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
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