PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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