spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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