Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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