Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize