i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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