ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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