Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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