Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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