Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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