your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I'm always down for nudity.
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