Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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