yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
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So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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