lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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