I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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