they need to just BURY HIM!
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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