Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Enjoy the penises
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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