But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm sobbing to NWA
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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