I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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