I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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