Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
as a side note pls kill me
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
