i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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