I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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