drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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