can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
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Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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