he wants to bone in the snuggie
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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