At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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