I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
she pinky promised me she was 18
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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