You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
