It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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