spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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