I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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