I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Randomize
