3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
3 2 1 whiskey
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
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