Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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