honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I forgot wine drunk hurts
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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