I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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