dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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