do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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