"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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