let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Are we still banned from the library?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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