You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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