I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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