i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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