my soul wont recognize me after tonight
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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