do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
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